Passive Magehand

{u} Cunning Remark — Tap this card. Redirect any spell or effect directed towards this creature back to the caster
{5}{u} Silence the Storm — Can be cast as an Instant. Target a player, all spells cast by you and that player this turn are negated. Return all used spell cards to their owner’s hands
See children? There really is Goodness in the Universe.