Pastafarian Headwench

Beguile (When this card enters the battlefield choose a creature type. This card cannot be blocked by that
creature type. A creature of that type cannot target
this card with their abilities. When this card is
removed from the battlefield, tap target creature. That creature does not untap during it's owners next untap
phase.)
"You boys wouldn't wanna break my poor little heart
now, would ya?"