Patch, Archangel of HR

When Patch enters the battlefield, for everyone who says good morning, she receives a +1/+1 counter.

{w/b}{w/u}: Patch says "fuck pants". Patch deals damage equal to her power to the pants of every viewer.

{3}{w/b}{w/u}: Patch randomly gifts chat. Pulls Karma receives +100 until end of stream.

All rise for the Queen.