Patches, Untethered

Vigilance, flanking, protection from clerics When Patches enters the battlefield under your control, he deals 5 damage to you and gains deathtouch unless you paid his mana cost. When Patches takes damage, deal that amount of damage to his controller. Patches cannot block creatures with power or toughness greater than his power. Kick! — {T}, Your opponents pick a creature you control other than Patches, Patches deals 1 damage to that creature, then tap it. Can you forgive me? — {Untap}, Target player gains control of Patches, if you control a tapped creature, draw 3 cards, if not, Patches takes 10 damage.{flavor}“Every age, it seems, is tainted by the greed of men. Rubbish, to one such as I, devoid of all worldly wants!”