Patchface

Deathtouch, Protection from everything
When Patchface is put into a graveyard, take him
back in your hand instead.
{t}{b}{b}{b}{b}: Choose the library of any player (including your). Pick five cards from this library, reveal them, choose one and discard it, then
choose an other one and put it in its owner hand.
Put the other back in the bottom of their library.
In the dark the dead are dancing. I know, I know,
oh oh oh.