Patrick and Anatole

Trample, reach, hexproof
Dinosaurs and spiders you control get +2/+2
"The love between Patrick and Anatole Silverhair is extraordinary. It is so strong that it brings two entirely different species to fight alongside them in unison. How they do it? It's beyond me, but that is some seriously powerful
gay love right there." — Prof. Grendum's chapter opening on the couple.