Patrick, King of Equarius

Red soldiers you control get +2/+0.
White soldiers you control get +1/+1.
Blue soldiers you control get +0/+2.
"So my wife visits my kingdom every day startling all my guards and troops. I always
assure them that that gorgeous demon is their
queen. They always give me skeptical looks, and
we just laugh. Our love is the most legendary in history." — Patrick, King of Equarius.