Patrick Star

Partner with Spongebob Squarepants
As long as Spongebob is on the battlefield Patrick
has Annoying
(At the beginning of your upkeep put an
obnoxious counter on Patrick)
Remove one annoying counter: scry 1
Remove 5 annoying counters: return target
creature to its owner's hand
Remove 100 annoying counters: destroy all
permanents an opponent controls