Patrick, the Joint Master

He Is Late... —Whenever Patrick enters the battlefield or attacks, create two Mystic Joint tokens. If you control three or more Mystic Joint tokens, Patrick gains +2/+2 and trample until end of turn.

Street Hustle —At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more Mystic Joint tokens, you may sacrifice one. If you do, draw a card and gain {g}.

Malicious Deal —Whenever you sacrifice a Mystic Joint, target opponent discards a card.