Patrick, the Tortured One

Indestructible, Trample, Hexproof, Haste
All creatures your opponent controls become 0/1
Sea Sponges. All creatures able to block Patrick,
the Tortured One must do so.
Whenever Patrick, the Tortured One becomes blocked, put a +5/+5 counter on it for each
creature blocking it.
"I'm sorry Spongebob, I'm just so hungry..."