Paul Blart, Just Defender

Vigilance
Whenever a creature dies, if it was dealt damage
by Paul Blart this turn, create a colorless artifact
token named Gold with "Sacrifice this artifact:
Add one mana of any color."
"Thank you sir, but I think I'm going to stick with
what I do best. That's protecting the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall."
-Paul Blart