Paul, Denny's Waiter

When Paul enters the battlefield, create a Food
token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {t}, Sacrifice
this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1
counter on target creature you control
other than Paul.
After a long day, the presence of Paul would always
alleviate the stress of a well timed Pitzerbait