Paul, Fickle Gamer

+2: Drink up to two target beverages, then exclaim 1.
-1: Search your library for a planeswalker card called Peter, Slow Gamer or Hannes, Sporadic Gamer and put it into your hand.
-9: Exile Paul, Fickle Gamer. Restart the game, leaving Paul, Fickle Gamer in Exile. Put Paul, Fickle Gamer onto the battlefield under your control.