PDQ-88b Securitron

At the beginning of combat on your turn,
roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1,
Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
For each other result, it gains the
indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike
until end of turn.
• 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance
• 4 — lifelink {bull} 5 {line} flying
{bull} 6 {line} indestructible