PEANUTBUTTER, THE HUNGRY

PEANUTBUTTER, THE HUNGRY WILL
DEVOUR ANYTHING IN HER PATH.
FROM TABLE SCRAPS TO ANIMAL
EXCREMENT, NONE OF IT SURVIVES
HER WRATH. BEGGING SKILLS ARE
AT HIGHEST POSSIBLE LEVELS. AFTER
GOURGING ON FECAL MATTER SHE
LOVES TO CUDDLE AND KISS HER
PARENTS ON THE LIPS. HER ONE
WEAKNESS IS THUNDER, SO NEED
NOT FEAR HER DURING A STORM.