Peenkai, Unblinking Gorgon

{2}, {t}: Destroy target creature or planeswalker
that is looking towards the foreground in its art.
(That permanent must have visible eyes, or can be
reasonably assumed to have eyes.)
"Excuse me, sir, do I have something on my face?
HAH! GOTCHA! NICE PEEPERS, MORON!
Please... please stop laughing, sir."