Pendant of rule-them-allium

(X in this cards casting cost can not be payed with
less that 300.)
Enchanted player becomes a X/X God with the
colors of their clothes, (The colors can only be the
ones in game, if they don't have any clothes of a
in-Game color, they are colorless.) X is equal to the
life total of all players plus all players ages.
You gain control of enchanted player. (You can't
attack the enchanted player with the enchanted player.)