Pepsi and Cola

Ward — Pay 4 life.

The Girls are Wheeking — When Pepsi and Cola attacks, target creature you don't control gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

The Girls are Eating — {t}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on Pepsi and Cola for each card type among cards exiled this way.