Pepsiman

He turned your wife, your kids, and your dog into Pepsi. You had to sell the scrap from your can family to pay for their funural. You may pay {r}{r}{r}, and sacrifice Pepsiman. Whenever pepsiman is destroyed, place Tv game guy on to the battlefield from your hand, deck, or graveyard. If Tv game is already on the battlefield, place a copy of it on the battlefield with summoning sickness. {flavor} “I know how you feel, he turned my beer into Pepsi.”