Permission Granted

This card costs {0} to cast if your opponent has
white mana or any devotion to white. This card
costs {7} extra to cast if your opponent has black
mana or any devotion to black.
Create an indestructible colorless artifact called
N Word Pass.
This mystical and infinitely powerful artifact is a certificate or other formal document granting the
holder the right to utter the N-Word without being
from the hood.