Perplexing Chimera

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may exchange control of Perplexing Chimera and that
spell. If you do, you may choose new targets for
the spell. (If the spell becomes a permanent, you
control that permanent.)
—
"Hello? You. Yes, you. I know you can hear me! No,
don't pass m- ok fine, maybe you'll help me. Ugh,
you people are so unreasonable."
-Some jackas-"Language please! This is a Family
Card Game thank you!"