Personal Wendigo

Menace
When Personal Wendigo enters the battlefield, if
there are one or more soldier creatures on the battlefield, it gains +1/+1, and all soldier
creatures on the battlefield get -1/-0
When the feds track you down to your Appalachian
cave home but you've been training an actual wendigo
in guerilla warfare after feeding him chicken tenders
and bang energy drinks for the past 6 months.