Pestonya Shortcake Wanko

When you cast Pestonya Shortcake Wanko, gain
2 life for each creature on the battlefield.
"I sincerely apologize for this ~wan. While I do agree
with what you have said, we have calculated that this
amount of people will be needed to provide the optimum
assistance for your three days of vacation ~wan. If you
wish to roll around in your room! then I feel we must
ensure you move around in perfect comfort ~wan."