Peter Griffin, God of Iran

{t} this and all other creatures your control gain lifelink, vigilance, flying, haste, trample, and deathtouch.
when Peter Griffin enters the battlefield you gain 100 life and your opponent looses half their life.
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"I haven't felt this great in years! I feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger, except without the fruity accent or the Pirates of the Caribbean wife."
-Peter Griffin, God of Iran