Peter Griffin, Lovable Oaf

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll a d6.
• On a 1-2, Peter fights another target creature you don't control.
• On a 3-4, Peter gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
• On a 5-6, Peter gets +3/+3 and trample until end
of turn.

"Holy crap, Lois, I'm a collectible!"