Peter Griffin, Sk8er Boi

Vigilance, haste

{t}: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with
"{2}, {t}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

{2}, {t}, Sacrifice four Foods: Exile target permanent.

{2}{p/u}{p/u}, {t}: Artifacts you control become artifact
creatures with base power and toughness 2/2 until
end of turn.