Petition

{2}{t}: Choose an opponent, they face a villainous choice — That opponent exiles cards off the top of their library until they exile a nonland card, or a creature you own gains deathtouch until end of turn. Put a signature counter on Petition. When Petition has 8 signature counters on it, exile it and every opponent loses 2 life Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?{/color#ffffff}