Petriello, Irate Employee

Petriello, Irate Employee cannot be the target
of abilities or spells.
{p/r}: Petriello, Irate Employee deals 3 damage
to any Anthony, Whitelister permanent.
{4},{t}: Nothing happens. Petriello makes fun
of the fact that you paid X mana for this card.
{p/b}{p/g}{p/r}{p/u}{p/w}: You start the weekend
early and leave the game with no win or loss.