PewDiePie

When PewDiePie enters the battlefield, choose
one:
Subscribe: Opponents may not cast red spells.
Destroy all red cards.
Hit the bell: Opponents may not cast spells with
titles that have the letter "T" in them. Destroy
all cards with the letter "T" in the title.
Lasagna: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and unblockable until end of turn.