Phage, Graveyard Shift Lead

•Menace. Deathtouch
Whenever Phage enters the battlefield, if you didn't cast it from your hand, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature dies, choose one:
{b}{r}: Create a Food Token
Or
{u}{g}: Create a Sauce Token

"If I touch a fryer, it dies. If I touch a customer, they complain"