Phantom Cigar

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.{flavor}Para-Medic: Are you smoking a cigarette? // Snake: Nope. // Para-Medic: Yes you are. // Snake: It’s not a cigarette, it’s a cigar. // Para-Medic: Same thing. // Snake: Not at all. In fact, there’s a world of difference. There’s nothing quite like the rich smell and mellow flavor of a cigar. And that thick, luxurious smoke is almost sensual when it... // Para-Medic: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. You know something? // Snake: Probably not, but I don’t want to hear it. // Para-Medic: Well, you don’t have a choice. // Snake: ... // Para-Medic: Cigarettes are bad for you. // Snake: It’s not a cigarette, it’s a... // Para-Medic: Quiet, you!