Phil Swift

Flash, lifelink, trample, indestructible, triple strike
{t}: Add {e}{e}
{t},{x}: Put a Flex Tape counter on each of up to X target creatures.
{t}{e}{e}: Put 20 +1/+1 counters on each creature you control with a Flex Tape counter on it and they permanently gain flying, trample, vigilance, lifelink, double strike and indestructible.
{u/r}{u/r}{u/r}: Phil Swift can't be blocked this turn.