Phil Swift of Flex Tape

{w}{t}: That's a lotta damage! If Phil Swift has an enchantment on him, he can remove it
and half of the cost of the enchantment is added
to his attack or toughness, you can only pick one.
{x}:Phil Swift covers target creature or
planeswalker's feet with Flex Seal. The target creature cannot
do any action for X turns.
"Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape!"