Philip, Biology Teacher

When Philip enters the battlefield, creatures your opponents control are cowards until end of turn. Flash, menace, doublestrike
{w}{t}: Target player gets a Wisdom counter.
{u}{t}: Target child gains confusion.
{b}{t}: Give target opponent anxiety and stress.
{r}{t}: Destroy target GPA.
{g}{t}: Put a "booger illustration" token onto the battlefield under your control.