Philip's Ointment

This glass jar, 3 inches in diameter, contains
1d4 + 1 doses of a thick mixture that smells
faintly of aloe. The jar and its contents weigh
1/2 pound. As an action, one dose of the
ointment can be swallowed or applied to the
skin. The creature that receives it regains
2d8 + 2 hit points, ceases to be poisoned,
and is cured of any disease. Once the doses
are used the jar is empty.