Phinn, Raging Kaiju

Trample, Double Strike, Hexproof
Whenever Phinn, Raging Kaiju deals combat damage to a player, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.
{t}, remove X +1/+1 counters from Phinn, Raging Kaiju: Create an X/X River Troll Creature Token
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