Pilate, Professor of Pain

Pilate gets +1+0 for each point of noncombat
damage it receives.
{w}{r}{r}: Deal 2 damage to target creature.
When Pilate dies you draw cards equal to the
amount of noncombat damage it took this turn,
then discard cards equal to the number of times
you've cast your commander this game.
"Pain is but a lesson you must learn"