Piñata Party!

Choose a player at random. That player exiles all permanents they control. Those exiled cards are linked to the token created this way. Then that player creates a token named “Piñata of Fate” that is a 0/3 all-color Piñata Construct artifact creature with the following abilities: • “When this creature leaves the battlefield, for each card linked to it, its owner returns that card from exile to the battlefield. For each creature card returned this way, choose a player at random. That creature enters the battlefield under the chosen player’s control instead.” • “Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you.“ • “You can’t lose the game.”