Pinkie Pie, Ponyville's friend

{1}{u}{t}: Target player draws a card.
{r}: Target creature gets +1/+0 and can't attack
you until end of turn.
{u}{r}: Target opponent gets a 0/1 blue/red
balloon creature token with Defender and Flying.
"And then I said; oatmeal, are you CRAZY?"
—Pinkie Pie