Pipeline Trapper

Vigilance.
{t}{r} Pipeline Trapper, if player is attacked during opponent's turn, sacrifice Pipeline Trapper and
deal 3 Damage to all creatures. If a player has
no creatures, they shuffle one land from play back
into their deck, and take 3 Damage.
"Kilgore says these pipes are flammable, so why
are we running them through the drys?"