Pirate Captain

Partner with Parrot of the Pirate Captain.

Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put in their graveyard from the battlefield, exile it instead with a plunder counter. You may cast an artifact exiled this way once at the beginning of your first main phase.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls would be put in their graveyard from the battlefield, create a treasure token.

"Let's just say I got it up North at a most reasonable price
...free."