Pirate King Glonka

+2: Each opponent gets a 1/1 artifact creature token with "This deals 2 damage to you on your upkeep, then sacrifice it"
-4: Return an artifact from a graveyard onto the battlefield, you lose health equal to its converted mana cost.
-9: Get an emblem with "When you make or play an artifact, create a token copy of that artifact but it isn't legendary"