Pissman Jones

Lactaid prowess: When Pissman Jones enters the battlefield, he creates three fecal matter tokens.
{3}Lipton Tea Guzzler:Pissman Jones downs a bottle of tea and gains "urination"
{1}Urination Ingrate: Pay one mana to make Pissman Jones piss, if he does, he gains a +1/+1 counter and flying
If Pissman Jones and Dookie Butt Monster are on the battlefield at the same time, they gain +4/+4