Plumcat Onithorn

Lifelink, When Plumcat Onithorn enters the battlefield choose one or both:
-Target player names one finnish snookerist, if he/she can't you may put a 3/3 black and white human beast legendary creature token with trample named Plumcat's legs onto the battlefield.
-Target player has to sing the theme song of pokemon season one in finnish or english or lose 5 life.
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