Podgina, The hippo thing

+2: put a +2/+2 counter on a creature that looks fat.
-X: squish 1 creature for every 2 life Podgina, the hippo thing pays. (If something is squished, it is tapped for 4 goes)
-9: gain control of 3 target creatures. If they are squished, un-squish them. They gain indestructible.