Poke the Bear

Poke the Bear can only deal damage to a player with a life total greater than half their starting life and controls at least 5 creatures.
Poke a player: If that player controls at least 5 more creatures than you or has at least 5 more health than you, Poke the Bear deals 1 damage to that player. Use this ability only as a sorcery.
"Hey, Kid, see that big thing over there? He's the threat...throw your pebble at it, not me."