Pom Pom

Lifelink, Deathtouch.
{3}{b/r}{b/r}-Summon a 3/5 Doggo Assasin
with Lifelink, Deathtouch, and this ability.
"It's just one dog, how hard can it be, wait,
WHAT? AHHHHHHHGHrgle...
Bob, Boros Flagholder.