Pompous Archivist

When Pompous Archivist enters the battlefield,
each player reveals the top five cards of their
library. For each player, separate the revealed
cards randomly into two piles, then choose one
of those piles. Put the chosen piles into their
owner's hands and the rest into their owner's graveyards.
Unlike the rest of his kin, Shnartl likes to organize everything into a neat pile, and then rip it all to shreds.