Pons, the Clumsy

Whenever an opponent touches one of your card,
you may exile a card that player controls that
shares a type with the card he or she touched.
If there is no food around, Victor gains vigilance, hexproof, menace, haste or trample.
Whenever you are clumsy any player may say
"Ponseri", if a player does sacrifice Pons.
A twig broke his arm once.