Poofy, Cynical Critic

Menace, Trample, Lifelink
Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell,
they may pay {2}. If they don't, they lose 2 life,
you gain 2 life, and you may return target
creature with mana value less than or equal to
the mana value of that creature spell from your graveyard to your hand. Whenever Poofy
becomes blocked, destroy each creature
that blocked it.
Other Cats you control get +2/+2 and gain
Vigilance.